Sumbitches Cookies

sumbitches cookies | pale yellow { Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate chip cookies inspired by HIMYM}If you watch How I Met Your Mother, you know what I’m talking about.  If you don’t watch HIMYM, watch this episode!  For those of you not in the know, these are peanut butter cookies stuffed with chocolate and caramel, yep, a sumbitch.

sumbitches cookies | pale yellow { Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate chip cookies inspired by HIMYM}In this episode Lily eats ALL the cookies on the train, hence the sumbitch name.  Ruth, Andrea, and I can attest, these cookies are sumbitches because you will eat them all.  Once you start eating these cookies, one is not enough, you need to eat all the cookies too!  This batch did not leave our apartment!

sumbitches cookies | pale yellow { Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate chip cookies inspired by HIMYM}I’m a little late to the Rolos in dessert trend.  Rolos are not my favorite candy but in a cookie they turn into something magical.  There are few things better in this world than melty, gooey, stretchy chocolate and caramel.  I’m 100% on the Rolo train now; I’m envisioning brownies with Rolos or some sort of adapted slutty brownie with Rolos.  There are ideas in my head.

sumbitches cookies | pale yellow { Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate chip cookies inspired by HIMYM}Back the the sumbitches cookies – they are amazing.  Soft, peanut butter cookies with chocolate and gooey caramel.  You’d think it would be too much, but it’s just right.  The sprinkle of salt on top allows these decadent cookies to be enjoyed by the handful.  Whether or not you watch How I Met Your Mother, you’ll like these cookies.  And now you know what I do every Monday night at 8!

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Sumbitches Cookies
{Peanut butter cookies with chocolate & caramel}
Adapted from People.com
Yield – 18 cookies

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chocolate chips
18 Rolos
sea salt

  1. Beat the butter and sugars together until they are pale yellow in the bowl of a stand mixer with a paddle attachment.  Beat in the peanut butter. Scrape the bowl.
  2. Beat in the egg and the vanilla.
  3. Whisk together the flour, soda, and salt in a small bowl.  Toss the chocolate chips in flour mix.  Add to the butter mixture and mix until just combined.  Cover the bowl and let chill in the fridge for 30 minutes.
  4. Preheat the oven to 350 ˚F and line your cookie sheets with parchment paper.  Unwrap all the Rolos.
  5. Portion the dough into 2-tablespoons scoops.  Place a Rolo in the dough and wrap the dough around the candy.  Roll the cookie into a ball and place on the cookie sheet.  Make sure the cookies have plenty of space between them, I only put 6 cookies on a baking sheet.
  6. Sprinkle a pinch of sea salt on top of each cookie.
  7. Bake for 12-14 minutes or until just set.  Let cool on a baking sheet for 5 minutes and then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.sumbitches cookies | pale yellow { Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate chip cookies inspired by HIMYM}
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11 responses to “Sumbitches Cookies

  1. Irene

    These look great! John would love them, maybe I will through him a bone and actually bake something, he would probably fall off his chair…

  2. Nicole

    I want some. Bad.

  3. I had no idea where this title was going, but thankfully you let me know! :) These cookies look delicious!

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  5. Katie Burns

    These cookies are Legen….wait for it….dary! LEGENDARY!

  6. Melissa

    Tracy, I made these yesterday and the are ridiculous! I brought them to school to share and ate like 4 of them. Sumbitches for sure! Also, I love reading your blog!

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